Sunday, April 22, 2007

Secrets to improve income

By using the link below you can improve your income level tremendously.

Secrets to income

Thursday, April 19, 2007

You are Blessed !!

This is beautiful..... click on Message! Have a Great Day!


Sunday, April 15, 2007

Try this little game.

The object is to move the Red box out of the way before the Blue touches it or the Red box touches the side.Try It !!!!!

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Let's Say I break into your House!!

An older lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!
It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.
"Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.
Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely.
Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests.
Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors; I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).
According to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you must add me to your family's insurance plan, educate my kids, and provide other benefits to me and to my family (my husband will do your yard work because he too is hard-working and honest, except for that breaking-in part).
If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my right to be there. It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person, except for ... well, you know. And what a deal it is for me!! I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of selfishness, prejudice and being an anti-housebreaker.
Oh yeah, I want you to learn my language so you can communicate with me".Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?!
Only in America ... if you agree, pass it on (in English). Share it if you see the value of it as a good smile.
If not blow it off along with your future Social Security funds, and a lot of other things.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

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Monday, April 09, 2007

Your Age By Eating Out.

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know!
This is pretty neat.DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ...Be sure you don't read! the bottom until you've worked it out!This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat.(more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....If you haven't, add 1756.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number(I.e., how! Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)
The next two numbers areYOUR AGE!
(Oh YES, it is!!!!!)!

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Tips For Handling Telemarketers.

Three Little Words That Work !!
(1)The three little words are: "Hold On, Please..." Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt !!!!
Then when you eventually hear the phone company's "beep-beep-beep" tone,you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task. These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.

(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end? This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone. This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a "real"sales person to call back and get someone at home. What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer !!!

(3) Junk Mail Help: When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these"ads" with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away. When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope. Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right? It costs them more than the regular 39 cents postage "IF" and when they receive them back. It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was around 50 cents before the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes.
One of Andy Rooney's (60 minutes) ideas. Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back! If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them. You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to, just to keep them guessing! It still costs them 39 cents. The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they'repaying for it...Twice! Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mailis cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea ! If enough people follow these tips, it will work THIS JUST MIGHT BE ONE E-MAIL THAT YOU WILL WANT TO SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS

Thursday, April 05, 2007


At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.

Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,Tax his bed,Tax the table At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,Tax his mule,Teach him taxes Are the rule.
Tax his cow,Tax his goat,Tax his pants,Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,Tax his shirt,Tax his work,Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,Tax his drink,Tax him if he Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears.
Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,Then tax him some more,Tax him till He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,Tax his grave,Tax the sod in Which he's laid.Put these words upon his tomb,"Taxes drove me to my doom..."When he's gone, Do not relax,Its time to apply The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax, Building Permit Tax, CDL license Tax, Cigarette Tax, Corporate Income Tax, Dog License Tax ,Federal Income Tax, Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)Fishing License Tax, Food License Tax, Fuel permit tax, Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)Hunting License Tax, Inheritance Tax, Interest expense Inventory tax, IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax, Luxury Taxes, Marriage License Tax, Medicare Tax ,Property Tax ,Real Estate Tax , Service charge taxes, Social Security Tax, Road usage taxes , Sales Tax,
Recreational Vehicle Tax, School Tax , State Income Tax, State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)Telephone federal excise tax ,Telephone federal universal service fee tax ,Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes, Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax,
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax ,Telephone state and local tax,
Telephone usage charge tax, Utility Taxes ,Vehicle License Registration Tax,Vehicle Sales Tax, Watercraft registration Tax,Well Permit Tax, Workers Compensation Tax.

COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.What happened?

I'll tell you what happened. We started taking care of everyone else,and forgot our own. And I still have to "press 1" for English I hope this goes around world 10 times

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

The Love Dress

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house . She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work, " the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "My husband loves me to wear this dress, " she explained. "When he sees it, he instantly becomes romantic. The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered and put on her best perfume, dimmed the li ghts, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress, " she whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing, " he said. "What's for dinner?" His funeral will be held this coming Thursday, closed casket.